FABLE

Trapped Behind The Altar

A Boy Smashed His Sister’s Casket Minutes Before Burial

Marcus lunged forward, catching Evelyn by the strap of her leather handbag before she could reach the foyer.

Marcus: You aren't taking another step until the police walk through those doors.

Evelyn: Unhand me! That is assault! I will sue you for every penny of your business!

Marcus: Sue me then. I'd love to see you explain this casket to a grand jury.

Toby wrapped his denim jacket around Clara's shivering shoulders as she stepped awkwardly onto the chapel carpet.

Toby: Clara, your hands are like ice. Sit down here.

Clara: How did you find out, Toby? How did you know I was in there?

Toby: I was hiding under the basement stairs yesterday afternoon looking for my baseball glove.

Clara: Did you see him?

Toby: I saw Mr. Vance, the assistant from the funeral home. She handed him an envelope thick with hundred-dollar bills.

The congregation gasped as heads turned toward the back corner where the funeral assistant stood.

Assistant Vance: That was for standard burial expedited fees! I had nothing to do with this!

Toby: You told her the sedative would last twelve hours! I heard you say it through the floorboards!

Assistant Vance: That's a lie! A kid's wild imagination!

Two uniformed police officers burst through the main double doors with hands resting on their holstered sidearms.

Officer Davis: Nobody move! Everyone stay exactly where you are! Who called dispatch?

Marcus: Officer, over here. We have an attempted homicide and an illegal burial in progress.

Officer Davis: What is going on? Why is that casket destroyed?

Evelyn: Officer, thank goodness you arrived! My stepdaughter faked her death to extort money from our family estate!

Clara: Look at my neck, Officer. She used chemical restraints.

The officer leaned in, his eyes widening as he examined the dark purple bruising along Clara's collarbone and throat.

Officer Davis: Dispatch, this is Unit 4. Send two ambulances and forensic backup immediately.

Evelyn: She did that to herself! She has always been unstable!

Toby: She tried to steal the trust fund, Officer! My dad's will gives everything to Clara!

Officer Davis: Ma'am, place your hands behind your back. Right now.

Evelyn: Do you know who I am? My late husband built half the commercial properties in this county!

Officer Davis: I don't care if he built the moon. Turn around and give me your hands.

The metallic click of handcuffs echoed off the cathedral ceiling, drowning out Evelyn's frantic curses.

Clara: Check her coat pocket, Officer. The bottle of paralytic is still in her purse.

Evelyn thrashed against the officer's grip, her polished persona crumbling into wild, frantic panic.

Evelyn: You won't get a dime, Clara! The prenuptial agreement covers me!

Clara: The prenup dad made you sign had a felony forfeiture clause. You leave with nothing.

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